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McDonald's Introduces A 'Healthy' New Kale Salad — That Has MORE Calories Than A Big Mac!

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McSneaky!

McDonald's is finally embracing the postmodern fast food era by making major changes to its dining experience!

The burger titan is trying to appeal to wider masses by introducing a "healthy" kale salad in Canada called the "Keep Calm, Caesar On."

But apparently, they misunderstood the "healthy" part of the dish — because while the salad does have a cute name, it actually has 200 more calories in it than a Big Mac!

Related: McDonald's Is Adding Mozzarella Sticks To The Menu!

That's right! Those customers trying to be healthy, chomping down on a blend of kale, baby spinach, and romaine lettuce are ingesting more calories, fat, and sodium than the chain's greasy signature dish!

The Keep Calm, Caesar On has 730 calories, 53 g of fat, and 1,400 mg of sodium and the Big Mac clocks in at only 540 calories, 28 g of fat, and 970 mg of sodium!

We like how the chain is starting to include superfoods in their menu, but customers who order kale at a fast food joint are probably going to be pretty calorie conscious — so, we're not sure how big of a hit this will be.

What's the lesson here? If you're gonna eat at Mickey D's, you might as well get some unhealthy beef!

[Image via McDonald's.]

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Husband Who Paid To Have Wife Killed Gets Major Shock At Her Funeral — When She Shows Up ALIVE!

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Well, you don't hear this story every day…

Noela Rukundo, an African woman living in Australia, had gone back to her home country of Burundi alongside her husband Balenga Kalala a year ago to attend a funeral — and she nearly came face to face with her own demise!

Related: Keep Up With More Crazy Viral News HERE!

Apparently, Balenga wanted Noela dead and paid a hit man to do it — so when they landed in Burundi, he suggested she go outside to get some fresh air, and she was promptly kidnapped by a group of armed men!

The men drove Noela for almost an hour to a remote location, where they told her that her husband had paid to have her killed — and they even got him on the phone to order the murder!

But something stood in their way.

The kidnappers decided they

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Briana Jungwirth & Her Family Enlist The Help Of Legal Counsel After Intense Harassment From Louis Tomlinson's Fans — Yikes!

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It looks like things aren't Perfect for Briana Jungwirth.

On Friday, it was revealed that Louis Tomlinson's baby momma has hired lawyers after getting endlessly harassed by the One Direction member's fans. Oh no!

According to DailyMail, the American stylist has been a target for death threats and name calling ever since it was announced that she was carrying the British cutie's child. In fact, it's said that EVERYONE in the twosome's circle is now at risk since Freddie Reign birth!

Related: Louis Ditches Daddy Duty & Gets Handsy With New GF!

That's just so tragic.

A family member told the site:

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Did Dave Mirra Suffer From The Same Concussion-Related Condition As Junior Seau?

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This is still such a shock to us — and as we learn more about investigators' findings, it may be a shock to them, too.

BMX legend Dave Mirra apparently committed suicide on Thursday, and now authorities in Greenville, North Carolina where he made his home believe there may be a specific reason the extreme sports star took his life.

Related: Celebs React To Mirra's Untimely Death

The city's mayor, Allen Thomas, noted in a press conference that while authorities are still gathering facts, he fears Mirra may have had chronic traumatic encephalopathy, or as it's better known, CTE.

If you've heard those initials before, it's likely because of football.

Scientists are finding

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Paris Jackson Hints At Issues With Alcohol After SLAMMING Fans During A Lengthy Rant — What Set The Starlet Off?

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Paris Jackson seems to not be having a fun time on Instagram.

On Friday, it was revealed that Michael Jackson's daughter isn't too happy with the way she's been treated by her followers on the picture sharing site. In fact, the starlet has expressed feelings of being "ripped to shreds daily." Oh no!

Related: Paris Appears To Have Grown Up Over Night!

However, it appears the King of Pop's flesh-and-blood is not worried about taking on her haters as she recently posted a VERY lengthy rant about the ridiculous expectations that are put on her by strangers.

On one of her pictures, she reportedly wrote:

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Ludacris Tugs At The Heartstrings With An Emotional Throwback Pic Of Paul Walker

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Get your tissues boxes ready.

On Thursday, Ludacris tugged at our heartstrings when he took to Instagram to share a sweet #TBT pic of himself and his late friend Paul Walker on the set of Fast & Furious 6. How sad!

Video: Kaley Cuoco Channels Ludacris For Lip Sync Battle!

In case you forgot, the Furious 7 actor tragically lost his costar after a fatal car accident back in 2013. He posted:

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