Who knew Martha Stewart was so HIGHlarious?!
The domestic goddess decided she wanted to be bombarded with questions from reddit, so she decided to hold an Ask Me Anything on the popular site.
After reading the whole thing, what we took away from it is that Martha is SUPER down to earth! And she was a model (below)!
But really, she's super down to earth and we're amazed!
She didn't shy away from those hard hitting sex questions, she actually answered an inquiry about prison, and revealed who she wishes she could hang out with more!
What were the hanky-panky tips Martha gave?
Can someone just make it law for Colton Haynes to be shirtless FOREVER?!
Just look at those hawt abz! Covering that six pack up should be a crime against humanity!!
The Arrow star is featured in this clip shirtless and working on his bow & arrow skillz and it isn't going so well.
We're pretty sure other important things are happening in this clip too, but how can anyone pay attention to what's going on when Colton is just walking around half naked?!
Ch-ch-check out the clip (above)!
Even if you don't watch Reign (and we're unsure why that is at this point), then might we suggest you chose this week to tune in — because there is going to be some raunchy goodness in the episode…and it won't be cleverly covered up!
For the very firs time, the CW is set to release an uncensored version of the episode airing tonight online tomorrow morning, and it will include TWO very uncensored sex scenes!
While tonight's episode will be totally appropriate for the young CW viewers, the uncensored action is just "too hot for TV," but totally necessary to see! It apparently isn't R-rated content, but it is a more sexually intense edit of the episode.
One scene reportedly takes place
Finally, furniture that you can spank!
Slap It, designed by British artist & butt aficionado Joseph Begley, is an ass-shaped lamp that anyone can purchase (and then molest) for a mere $1,170!!!
Curious how a gadget like this might work? Hint: The light turns on when you give the cheeks a good whack!
Talk about a bright idea — hey oh!
Ch-ch-check out dat ass for yourself…AFTER THE JUMP!!!
At least now there's finally a reason to wedge Kim Kardashian & Marilyn Monroe into the same sentence!!
According to a dude named William Castleberry, there's an old school sex tape floating around featuring a fierce three-way between Marilyn, President John F. Kennedy, and his beloved brother Robert F. Kennedy!
William, a former bodyguard and pro memorabilia collector, says his 8mm copy is the only one in existence! Of course, he's never let anyone else lay eyes on it, and he expects everyone to take him at his word!
Castleberry sounds like a trustworthy surname, but The Seven Year Itch seductress getting double-stuffed like an Oreo cookie isn't a rumor we take lightly!!!
Apparently people will do literally ANYTHING for internet fame, and that includes having sex with a Hot Pocket!
For as much as we wish this was a joke, a Twitter user by the name of Thot Pocket, actually did this, and the worse part is he got the whole thing on video!
It all started when he first made a Vine of himself having sex with a box of Pop Tarts (are you catching on to the pattern here?), which was quickly removed from the website! In protest, or something like that, Thot sent out a message to his followers saying if he got 420 retweets, he would post a Vine of himself getting busy with some Hot Pockets!
Well, he quickly got the retweets he asked for, headed to the store to buy a pack of Ham & Cheese Hot Pockets, and went home to put on some Barry White, if you catch our drift! Thot spoke out about the disgusting deed and went into WAY too much detail on how it all went down:
Marcus Alexander Bagwell aka "Buff the Stuff Bagwell" is a former pro wrestler.
He was part of World Championship Wrestling between 1991 and 2001 and now he's taking his wrestling skills to the bedroom as a gigolo!
That's right, he's now a male escort, working for