Chris Pratt, you may be an AH-Mazing actor, but you're also clearly clairvoyant.
Years ago, Chris was apparently shooting behind the scenes footage for the Season 2 DVDs of Parks and Rec when he jokingly received a text from Steven Spielberg!
It was obviously a gag, but then he goes and says, "I'll have to get back to you later about Jurassic Park 4."
If we were eating Jello (like Lex did in the original movie) when we watched him say that, we'd also barely be able to keep it on a spoon. It's that eerie.
Whoa. Does this prediction prove Dr. Malcolm's Chaos Theory? We certainly think so!
Ch-ch-check out the prophesy…AFTER THE JUMP!!!
If we could shake our heads any harder, we'd be causing earthquakes.
The internet is hilarious, and someone decided to enforce that by posting a pic (above) of Steven Spielberg on the set of Jurassic Park.
Making an obvious joke, the person captioned the photo:
"Disgraceful photo of recreational hunter happily posing next to a Triceratops he just slaughtered. Please share so the world can name and shame this despicable man."
Clearly clearly clearly a joke.
Ooooh! Well this is certainly an innnneresting plot twist!
Taylor Swift was in the Hamptons when she had dinner with quite a power player in the movie industry!
Mr. Steven Spielberg along with his wife Kate Capshaw and their stepdaughter Jessica!
The group was spotted at the East Hampton Grill and they weren't along, seeing as Tay-Tay brought "four girls and a skinny guy with a mustache" with her!
However, it's not the FIRST time Steven and Swifty have been spotted together! They initially met at a charity event in Beverly Hills!
You better start running, aliens of the Covenant! The Spartans are coming!
In the spirit of Netflix, Microsoft's Xbox Entertainment is planning on releasing a ton of original series! Whoa, did we just use a cheat code? Because this news is awesome!
On their lengthy docket? A Halo digital feature is set to be released later this year and originates from Ridley Scott's Scott Free Productions!
But wait, Master Chiefs! There's even more!
There's also going to be a Halo TV series coming from Steven Spielberg and Amblin TV!
This Halo news is even better than Beyoncé's Halo!
We all saw Elliott teach his candy-loving alien buddy how to speak basic English and make phone calls, but apparently we missed the scene where he whips out a Playboy and shows E.T. how to find the clitoris!
Huh, maybe Steven Spielberg must have saved the anatomy lesson for E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial's director's cut?
At any rate, E.T. is all grown up and looking to get frisky! No, seriously! Someone is actually crafting and selling handmade E.T. plush dolls that double as vibrators!