“My Sister’s Not A Lesbian”

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Somehow we have a feeling that the Lohans will need to change their story pretty soon!

Lil sis Ali Lohan and momager Dina Lohan are promoting their new “reality” show, Living Lohan.

During a recent interview with TV’s Extra, the topic turned to thrice-rehabbed sister Lindsay Lohan, because she’s obviously more interesting than the show.

When asked what the family thought about the rumors of Lindsay’s romantic relationship with Sam ‘The Man’ Ronson, they each gave their opinion.

Dina stated, “Samantha’s an amazing girl.”

Ok, so there are two lies there. Keywords: Amazing & Girl

Like a well-trained animal, Ali added, “They’re best friends. They’re just friends. It’s pathetic what people say.”

Riiiiiiight.

Is “friends” code word for “lovers”?

And in response to the countless tabloid reports bashing the Lohan family, Dina says, “I’ve learned to just deal with it. It’s so silly. We actually laugh about it now├óΓé¼┬ª It really does hurt├óΓé¼┬ª. but you develop a thick skin. You have to ignore it.”

As for the “reality” show, the two explain their reasons behind filming it. Oh, and of course they don’t say it’s to gain publicity and/or money.

Dina says, “To set the record straight as to who we are as people.”

Ali adds, “My mom is just a regular mom trying to help her kids follow their dreams.”

And for saying that line correctly, Ali gets an extra $5 added to her weekly salary.

[Image via WENN.]

May 15, 2008 6:45pm PDT

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