Jon Minus Kate Plus Eight: Jon Gosselin’s Affair Confirmed!

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Relatives of Jon Gosselin‘s mistress have confirmed the cheating reality star’s affair with 23-year-old Deanna Hummel!

According to Hummel’s big brother, Jason, the two first met at the Chill Lounge in Reading, Pennsylvania back in January.

Being the casanova that he is, the Jon And Kate Plus Eight star sent over a $3 shot to woo Deanna into his pants arms!

Believe it or not, it worked! And by February, Gosselin was spending more and more time at Deanna’s home that she shares with big bro Jason.

Jason couldn’t watch the media trash his little sis any longer and has now spoken out in defense of Deanna!

“She’s a nice girl, not a homewrecker,” said Jason. “[Jon] is a bad liar. This isn’t healthy for her. But she is refusing to help herself, so here I am trying to help her myself. I hope this clears the air.”

Her brother was also privy to hearing Gosselin’s fucky fucky times with his sis!

A lot of the time, it was pretty, um, gross listening to her, you know, um ├óΓé¼ΓÇ¥ how do I say this? The walls are thin. Let├óΓé¼Γäós just say that. I mean, no one wants to hear his sister having sex, let alone with a married dude who’s, like, almost twice her age and who has eight kids and a maybe-crazy wife. Ick. Nast.”

Ick! Nast, indeed.

So eloquently said!

May 6, 2009 10:00am PDT

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