Shia’s Got A Little Peen!


Poor Shia LaBeouf! Guy really needs to get some therapy.

Despite saying he’s attracted to his mother and grew up with an awkward childhood, Shia still has other problems to deal with.

Like the size of his little peen!

During a recent interview with Playboy mag, the 22-year-old opens up about his life and even talks about when he lost his virginity.

What??? A former Disney star having sex???

He recalls from his first time, four years ago: “I was shaking in my boots. Getting naked was very strange. It was the first time I’d been naked in the light, in front of a girl, with no hiding place.”

And straight from a shitty porn movie, he tried to spice things up by placing a pillow underneath the girl.

He adds, “I remember putting a pillow underneath her because I had seen that in a porn movie…[It] put her at a weird angle, where I couldn’t get in correctly. I’m not extremely well-endowed … and clearly this wasn’t the move.”

Uhm, how much is not well-endowed?

Though luckily it seems he was happy with the girlfriend at the time, as he added that “We had a lot of sex and would read the Kama Sutra together and do the wildest shit.”

Mom and dad must be so proud!

[Image via WENN.]

May 16, 2009 11:15am PDT

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