Poor Shia LaBeouf! Guy really needs to get some therapy.
Like the size of his little peen!
During a recent interview with Playboy mag, the 22-year-old opens up about his life and even talks about when he lost his virginity.
What??? A former Disney star having sex???
He recalls from his first time, four years ago: “I was shaking in my boots. Getting naked was very strange. It was the first time I’d been naked in the light, in front of a girl, with no hiding place.”
And straight from a shitty porn movie, he tried to spice things up by placing a pillow underneath the girl.
He adds, “I remember putting a pillow underneath her because I had seen that in a porn movie…[It] put her at a weird angle, where I couldn’t get in correctly. I’m not extremely well-endowed … and clearly this wasn’t the move.”
Uhm, how much is not well-endowed?
Though luckily it seems he was happy with the girlfriend at the time, as he added that “We had a lot of sex and would read the Kama Sutra together and do the wildest shit.”
Mom and dad must be so proud!
[Image via WENN.]