Lindsanity Loses Her Passport In Cannes, Will Not Make It Back In Time For Court!


Who does she think she’s kidding?!

As we all know, Lindsanity LOLhan is in Cannes being a drunk homewrecker instead of being in El Lay taking her mandated alcohol education courses before her court date tomorrow!

The judge has already made it clear that if the hard-pAArtying wacktress does not arrive in court at exactly 8:30am, she will have a bench warrant issued for her arrest.

Of course, when you’re as hard a worker as Lindsay, the rules don’t apply to you, so it’s important to ignore the law and leave the country to promote imaginary movies!

However, we’re hearing now that there is NO way she is going to back it back to the states in time – because LiLo lost her passport!

The dumbass claims that despite conflicting stories she leaked to the press that have already been called out as bullshiz reports, she actually had a flight booked yesterday and was ready to leave, but was denied boarding because she did not have the single most important identification document on the planet.

WTF did you do with it, you dumbass?? Try to smoke it in your crackpipe??

She reportedly has a 9am appointment with the U.S. Embassy tomorrow to get this mess cleared up, but of course, there’s no way she’s going to make it back in time. And the judge already seems pretty fed up with girl’s shenanigans!

Lindsay’s lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley, says:

“I was on the phone with Lindsay’s assistant the entire night and we’re doing everything we can to resolve this issue and get her back to L.A. Lindsay is distraught because it was her intention to get back to L.A. today to do more alcohol education classes today and appear in court tomorrow.”

Yes, yes, exactly. While the lawyer was on the phone with the assistant looking to save her ass from jail time, she was out rubbing up on someone else’s man and getting DRUNK!

We think enough is enough! They should make an example out of her!

No more exceptions, throw her ass in jail! She had no reason to be in Cannes anyway!


[Image via WENN.]

May 19, 2010 12:15pm PDT

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