Now Hiring! Lindsanity’s Personal Assistant Quits!


Oh no! What is poor Lindsanity going to do now that she doesn’t have anyone to carry her drunk ass out of clubs at 4am, clean up all of the vomit, and tuck her into bed??

Sources are claiming that La Loca’s personal assistant, Eleonore, is finally over her employer’s wacked out shenanigans and has quit!

According to the insiders, Eleonore would be forced to stay with the train wreck for days on end, and would get blamed when shiz was going wrong in her life! The poor woman was “exhausted” and “had enough of Lindsay’s demands.”

We’re shocked! How could that dainty little lady possibly be so erratic and demanding?? Lies!


What do U think?? Is anyone in the El Lay area unemployed and desperate enough to take THAT position??

[Image via WENN.]

Jun 10, 2010 5:45pm PDT

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