Lily Allen is making more new
friends enemies this week, as she ignited a feud with TV personality Alan Carr. Lily was supposed to appear on his show, Chatty Man, but canceled at the eleventh hour complaining of “illness.”
She’s not drinking anymore, so what could be her affliction? MORNING SICKNESS, PERHAPS???
Regardless of the reason, Allan was none too happy about the cancellation and shared his frustration with his audience:
├óΓé¼┼ôI heard at four o├óΓé¼Γäóclock this afternoon that Lily Allen├óΓé¼Γäós pulled out, so that├óΓé¼Γäós the second time she├óΓé¼Γäós pulled out on the day with two hours to go, so I don├óΓé¼Γäót know what├óΓé¼Γäós wrong with that fucking bitch. I don├óΓé¼Γäót know if it├óΓé¼Γäós a vendetta. I don├óΓé¼Γäót know whether she hates me or it├óΓé¼Γäós because I├óΓé¼Γäóm gay, but the way I├óΓé¼Γäóm buzzing now I could fucking slap her.├óΓé¼┬¥
Never one to let a Twitter rant pass her by, Illy got right on hers to respond to Allan:
├óΓé¼┼ôSorry Alan, but I can├óΓé¼Γäót help being ill. If it├óΓé¼Γäós any consolation I feel awful. I wouldn├óΓé¼Γäót have been any fun at all. I do think your comments are a bit strong though. Unless you were being sarcastic and you├óΓé¼Γäóre words were taken out of context.├óΓé¼┬¥
Wow! That was surprisingly…mellow! See what happens when you don’t brush your teeth with a bottle of Jack, gargle with a bottle of Jim and rinse with a bottle of Jose! Intelligent, reasonable sentences can be formed in your brain!
This round to Lily for not being so Illy!
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