Sheen Speaks!

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Not that there is very much to say.

How many ways can you express how insanely lucky you are???

After receiving the best plea deal imaginable this morning, Charlie Sheen released a brief statement to sources, saying:

“I’m very grateful to the court and to the people of Pitkin County. I look forward to complying with the court’s decision, getting on with my life and putting this behind me.”

Oh we’re bet you are grateful! Promises is the effing Four Seasons of rehabs. When you are talking about your “feelings” on the beach while sucking down virgin Mai-Tais at sunset, we bet you’ll be feeling all kinds of remorse.

[Image via WENN.]

Aug 3, 2010 11:20am PDT

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