Listening to Stephanie Pratt speak is like being stabbed repeatedly with thousands of FUG, meth-faced, tiny little knives.
Listening to Stephanie Pratt speak about being slutty with various men is like pouring kerosine on the previously mentioned knives stabbing you, and then lighting a match.
“I’m seeing two guys right now, and it’s actually way more fun than seeing one guy. I’ve never done something like this before, but it’s really quite lovely! It’s not really ‘single’ life, but I’m way too young for relationships. I’ve decided I want to keeps things very light, and I’ve realized that guys are children! It trains them to ask for dates a lot earlier in advance. That’s the most amazing part is that I’ve realized they can actually be trained. My perfect man is someone that wants to read a book in Hawaii. I want someone that doesn’t want to be in Hollywood. I want someone who has their own deal, and who thinks that what I do is ‘weird.’ “
Oh, we’re sorry, is what you say and do now supposed to be normal??
We’re pretty sure that busted, delusional famewhores are not only weird to everyone, but always obnoxious and pathetic!
But thanks for embracing the fact that you’re a ho! Makes our job easier, since we don’t have to waste time pointing the obvious out!
Bwa ha ha ha!