Franken-Heidi Starts A Rumor That John Mayer Wants To Date Her

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So a “friend” of Heidi Montag is telling people that John Mayer is trying to court her giant tittays.

And when we say friend, we assume that it’s actually Heidi telling sources this for more attention! Because let’s get real for a second – the man has had Sexual Napalm and Jennifer Aniston. Sure, he’s a scuzz ball, but his peen has become accustomed to a certain amount of class!

However, according to this alleged “friend,” John has been constantly “flirting” and asking Heidi out. Her reply:

“She’s flattered, but not yet convinced. He’s very good-looking and charming, but his reputation is a bit of a turn-off.”

Ha! His reputation? What about your reputation?!

Boy, if ever there was a time for John to take to his Twitter, now would be it! Could you please put this rumor to bed, Johnny?!

[Image via WENN.]

Aug 18, 2010 6:30pm PDT

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