MISSING: John Mayer’s Twitter!


Absolutely devastating news!

We don’t know how or why, but John Mayer‘s Twitter account has gone missing!

Perhaps he himself had an epiphany and is turning a new, tweet-less leaf! Or maybe Twitter decided he was a liability and shut that bitch down!

However, we think we all know what really happened: the account finally was overwhelmed by its own douchiness, and imploded in on itself, ceasing to exist forever!


Good riddance, bb!

P.S. CLICK HERE to “follow” Perez, who is still on Twitter!

P.P.S. CLICK HERE to “like” Perez on Facebook!

Sep 13, 2010 11:00am PDT

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