Is Nicolas Cage A Vampire?


If you’ve seen this photo, you’d believe so, too!

Check out this absolutely BIZARRE photo from 1870 that just appeared on eBay, featuring a man who looks impossibly like Nicolas Cage, and apparently lived in Bristol, TN around the time of the Civil War (above)!

According to the product description:

Original c.1870 carte de visite showing a man who looks exactly like
Nick Cage. Personally, I believe it’s him and that he is some sort of
walking undead / vampire, et cetera, who quickens / reinvents
himself once every 75 years or so. 150 years from now, he might
be a politician, the leader of a cult, or a talk show host.

This is not a trick photo, it’s an original photograph of a man who
lived in Bristol, TN sometime around the Civil War.

Photographer is Professor G.B. Smith. A contact of mine forwarded
this interesting article (link) about the photographer, Smith. Turns
out he was a confederate Civil War prisoner of war photographer.

Guaranteed to be an original 1860s-70s photograph and not
a modern reproduction, copy or photo manipulation.

HOLY SHIZ! Riiiight?!

This is seriously too effing weird! And very Vampire Bill of him!

And weirder yet, they’re trying to sell this for around $1 million! Ha!

Who would want to do that?! It may incur the wrath of Vampire Cage – and we all know what would come from that!

We like our blood in our bodies, thankyouverymuch! LOLz!

What do U think?? Is Nicolas Cage actually a 100+ year old vampire?

Sep 18, 2011 10:20am PDT

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