America’s Most Ridiculous Maternity Products

The Most Ridiculous Maternity Products

Do these things really make pregnancy any easier?

1. Perineal Massage Oil
Used to prevent the need for an episiotomy and to reduce tearing. Ouch!

2. Baby Plus Prenatal Education Tool ($150)
“Your womb is the perfect classroom” – the product’s slogan.

3. Holo Maternity Raft ($52)
An over-priced raft with a big hole for a baby bump.

4. TENS Machine
Numb your labor pains with a machine that sends an electric pulse up your back!

5. Babybelly Groin Bands (above)
Natural body changes are beautiful embarrassing — strap it all down with hung elastic bands!

6. Bola Musical Pregnancy Pendant ($30)
Wear this charm (bell) around you neck so your baby can hear music (a bell).

7. We Collect ($7)
It’s to get pee samples with a big belly in the way! “We Collect”‘s patented cup with a handle on it can help.

8. Disposable Maternity Briefs ($5.15)
Wear diapers before your baby does!

[image via BabybellyGroinBands]

Oct 20, 2011 3:30pm PDT

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