Real Housewife Alexis Bellino’s Birthday Of Horrors!!!

Oh dear.

The shiz that comes out of Real Housewife of Orange County Alexis Bellino‘s mouth NEVER ceases to amaze us!!!

Jesus’s homegurl threw a very special Princess and Puppy themed 4th birthday party for her twinsies Melania and Mackenna, and managed to give one of the most bizarre speeches we EVER heard!!!

The housewife got the party started by saying that 4 is an important year to celebrate, because that’s when children’s memories are made.

Things quickly got derailed in her “little speech” introducing her daughters, and Alexis got sidetracked by doing what she does best, she spoke about herself the entire time!!

A little TOO much.

The hawt momma shared GRAPHIC details of her near-death experience during their birth with a room full of kiddies:

├óΓé¼┼ôTheir mom almost passed away. [I was] doubled over, I [couldn’t] breathe ├óΓé¼┬ª I [had] a blood clot├óΓé¼┬ªI [was] on Demerol [and] Morphine.

And that’s what this celebration today is all about!!!”

Um yeah.

While our last name isn├óΓé¼Γäót Freud, we know for a FACT that these kids just got served with a speech that eff’d them up for life!!

Happy freaking birthday!!!

Ch-ch-check out the video (above) to view Alexis’s extravagant wacky birthday partay go down!!!

May 16, 2012 12:30pm PDT

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