The itsy bitsy spider climbs inside a naked man’s house…
Down came the spider and WASHED THE MAN OUT!!! FAST!
Illinois police responded to complaints of a bloody streaker running through Albion, IL, a 2,000 person town.
The streaker was actually a man who sleeps butt naked and saw a spider in his house!
The man sprinted from his home and ran through a glass door, cutting his arms, legs and a finger.
He was treated at a hospital and greeted by police at his home.
Thankfully, he was wearing shorts when the police came!