Kris Humphries Swears To Tell The Whole Truth Today At His Divorce Trial

Kris Humphries Kim Kardashian Divorce Court Update

Kris Humphries has regaled us with a TON of exciting tales!

According to Mr. Humphries, Kris Jenner masterminded the Kim Kardashian’s sex tape release, Kim and Kanye were shacking up for awhile before anyone found out, and FBI intervention is needed while a seksy woman tries to extort him!!

Wow! All this plus an NBA career and a short marriage to Kim Kardashian??

You lead a pretty charmed life!!

We just wonder whether you plan to change his tune in court today while you’re under oath!!

Kim’s hot attorney, Laura Wasser, is also FIERCE!

She will hold anything and everything against you, Kris. Any lies you speak in court could turn into perjury charges down the road!

So be careful, buddy!

You’re already rich and famous, don’t go saying anything that could ruin the good thing you’ve got going!

[Image via Judy Eddy & C.Smith/WENN.]

Jun 25, 2012 1:40pm PDT

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