Glee‘s EP: Finchel! Klaine! Brittana! No One Is Safe!

glee kurt blaine headed for doom

Hope you’ve got your Kleenex!

Cuz Brad Falchuk is the onion of the day! And by that, we mean we’re weeping over here. There’s a growing river on the floor!

As much as we hate to say it, the executive producer has revealed some unfortunate news about the four main relationships in Glee.

According to him, episode four of the new season will shake us:

“All of the core relationships are tested. I├óΓé¼Γäóm not going to say who breaks up and who doesn├óΓé¼Γäót, but they all ├óΓé¼ΓÇ¥ Santana/Brittany, Kurt/Blaine, Will/Emma, Rachel/Finn ├óΓé¼ΓÇ¥ get kicked in the nuts. And it├óΓé¼Γäós all about how do they recover ├óΓé¼ΓÇ¥ and can they recover? And some don├óΓé¼Γäót. Absolutely some don├óΓé¼Γäót. Of those couples, not all of them are going to make it. It├óΓé¼Γäós like Titanic.”

Oh no! Ohhh no… what about Kurt and Blaine??

“Long-distance relationships are hard. They├óΓé¼Γäóre not impossible, but they├óΓé¼Γäóre really hard. And with all the couples we├óΓé¼Γäóre really trying to look at what it takes to have a relationship when one person leaves. It├óΓé¼Γäós particularly hard when somebody graduates high school and someone is still in high school. The second you graduate high school you├óΓé¼Γäóre in a different world. You see things differently, your needs are different, your perspective on things is different. So I think it├óΓé¼Γäós a pretty tough challenge.”

WHYYYY!?!!?! AHH HA HA WHYYY… *SNIFFLE*

“Relationships in general will be less of a focus this year. I personally think a lot of these characters are more interesting not in relationships. And I think with a lot of them we will be exploring that. Whether they break up or not, we├óΓé¼Γäóre really focused on giving them more individual stories.”

OH, WELL YEAH! WE CAN TOTALLY AGREE WITH THAT!!

We just don’t want our heart ripped out in the process. Y’all did enough of that in the Season 3 finale! LOL!!

Sigh… but we guess it is time for a change…

Whatever happens with these beautiful characters, we know they’re in great hands. Now if you’ll excuse us, we need to go clean our face.

Aug 17, 2012 9:10am PDT

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