Kate Middleton’s Topless Photo Tornado: A Riveting Recap

kate middleton topless nude photo scandal recap

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Just a day after she gave her first inspiring overseas speech, the future Queen of England was ROCKED with the news that her topless time on a private estate was photographed and published!

She and Prince William found out during their breakfast! But somehow, they were able to keep from vomiting. Phew!

Their rep immediately alerted the world of how angry and pissed they were… understandably so! They said a line had been crossed! And we’d kinda have to agree! We mean… they were on a private estate!

So sure enough, the Palace decided to begin their lawsuit war against the French magazine Closer for publishing the photos. Take that kind of snap!

Of course, the mag’s editor defended the publication’s actions. But the reasoning was kinda hypocritical… Ugh!

Fuming on the inside, Kate managed to maintain her composure during her business visits in Malaysia. Cuz she’s classy like that!

And then the real scandal bomb went BOOM! The editor later said that the topless photos she decided to put in the magazine weren’t anything compared to the racier, “more intimate” photos of the Duke and Duchess! Yep… she hinted at SEX PHOTOS …of the ROYALS!!

So all in all, it’s been one helluva day for the Palace. And poor Kate! These were not sexty photos that had been leaked. This was a blatant invasion of privacy.

They were having a private vacation on a private estate and the photogs caught them with their long-lens cameras. Disturbing!!

[Image via WENN.]

Sep 14, 2012 8:48pm PDT

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