Kristen Stewart Pens Precious Poetry For Prince Pattinson

kristen stewart robert pattinson poetry

Oh, Robert! Oh, Robert!

Thine eyes doth steal from the sun!

Oh, Robert! Oh, Robert!

Yes — Kristen Stewart has apparently written poetry for beloved Robert Pattinson.

Word has it that poetry is something he’s always wanted from KStew. She just never got around to it pre-cheating. Oops!

But now that she can gain something from it (his love and trust), sources say she’s becoming Shakespeare for ole Robberz, explaining:

“He always wanted her to write poetry for him, but she never made the effort before. But since this happened, she├óΓé¼Γäós been writing her heart out. She├óΓé¼Γäós written song lyrics, poetry and about a million apologies.”

Gurl! Put these masterpieces on a Tumblr and stat!

Everyone could always use a lil’ more culture in their lives. Ha!

Seriously though… wonder what she’s saying in them! Maybe something like…

See Kristen.
See Kristen run.
See Kristen run into the arms of a married director and regret it.

[Image via WENN.]

Sep 26, 2012 6:50pm PDT

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