Jason London Purposely POOPED His PANTS In A Police Car After Being Punched In A Bar! Check Out His Mugshot!!!

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NO WAY!!

Last time we heard from Jason London, he was enjoying his new life as a married man and now… he’s defecating on himself in the backseat of a police cruiser!?

Ugh! The honeymoon is officially over!

According to a police report, the actor was bloodied and beaten in an Arizona bar before cops found him wandering Dazed & Confused through the streets of Scottsdale.

The Po-Po arrested him for disorderly conduct, fighting, and assault after he tried fighting off local paramedics.

That’s when he… wait for it… PURPOSELY CRAPPED HIMSELF IN THE BACKSEAT OF A CRUISER!!!

What. The. Fudge!?!

Jason allegedly spat homophobic slurs at the cops before saying:

“Guess what fa**ot? I f***ing love this. I f***ing own you guys so hard. I’m rich and I’m a motherf***ing famous actor! F***ing look me up, bitch. It smells like s**t in your car and your breath smells like diarrhea.”

And he capped off his bowel movement with:

“I told you I’m happy as s**t.”

Holy crap — sorry, we had too — who does that!?!?

For his part, Jason insists the police report is skewed and that he’s the victim of a few serious crimes.

Also, he hates Arizona.

Read his Twitter responses to the nasty allegations (below):

You’d never say or do the CRAP they’re reporting?! Poopy-pants puns are the best, LOLz!!

[Image via Jesse Hlady.]

Jan 29, 2013 6:52pm PDT

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