You guys… obviously Angelina Jolie lied when she said she wasn’t married yet. CLEARLY those were some shenanigans. 😉
Luckily, OK says they have the deets behind the super secret ceremony (that apparently happened ages ago) and why they don’t wanna tell us JACK!
We’re sure it has something to do with the fact that it’s an intimate affair and how they don’t really owe the public anything… even if it’s the public who purchases tickets to see them in the moviez!
Yep, the tabs are STILL all about dem Kardazzians! They love ’em more than Ryan Seacrest!
Some day the tabs should join forces and make a coffee table book with all the Kardazzian kovers they’ve done. That would probably take a lot of narrowing down, but we’ve got faith in ’em.
As usual, People keeps it classy. Cory Monteith is going to rehab, and they didn’t even plaster it as the main story on their cover. Maybe not the smartest business move, but a sweet one!
Oh, what?? You somehow missed all of that? No worries — just CLICK HERE to read all about Lea Michele‘s boyfriend and how he won’t be in the final two episodes of Glee this season thanks to his rehab stint.
Seriously though, we’re super proud of you, Cory! Kisses!!
BUT IN HAPPIER NEWS…
Wait… did we really just say “in happier news” because we lied. There’s not a lot of joy going on with this week’s tabby tales.
Sigh, bummer, we know!
But for realz, The National Enquirer reports major warfare going on between John Travolta and his wife right now. Like MAJOR warfare.
After apparently learning of his secret hook-up with a hunk on a train, they had a devastation blow-out. But eh.. we really don’t know what to believe when it comes to these two anymore, especially when it comes from the NE.
TH-TH-THAT’S ALL FOLKS! TIL NEXT TIME!! xoxo