Lindsay Lohan COMPLETES Her Detox Program; Moves To All-Girl Dorm In Rehab!

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Ooo, seXXXy!!

Is that a parody porn we hear in the works?? LOLz!

Lindsay Lohan has reportedly finished her mandatory 48-hour detox program at the Betty Ford Center, allowing her to move into the rest of the rehab program in an all-female dormitory.

Sources connected to the situation say:

“Lindsay was placed in detox for almost forty-eight hours. She is adapting to being back at Betty Ford and is very receptive to the care plan that has been created for her. Her cell phone was confiscated upon admission, but Lindsay will have access to it at some point, because patients are given their electronic devices for a short period everyday, so they can call loved ones. It├óΓé¼Γäós very tightly regulated.”

The source also reveals that Lindsay doesn’t have a roommate at the moment, but that could change.

So right now she’s basically living in a solo suite?? Oh sweet, sweet justice!!

Ha! JK — solo time is probz the best time for healing.

Fingers crossed she comes out of this a refreshed new woman!

Fingers crossed… breath not held. 😉

May 7, 2013 4:09pm PDT

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