Whoa, whoa whoa!
TGIF is supposed to mean Thank God It’s Friday, not These Guys Is Feuding! It’s not even grammatically correct!
Apparently Danielle Fishel, known to the world- and the Boy who meets it- as Topanga Lawrence, made some pretty intense claims about a fellow Friday nighter!
In an interview, gurl said Bob Saget made her whole family uncomfortable with some drug talk when they shared a private plane! She said:
“We were trying to take a nap, and all of a sudden Bob Saget walks down the aisle, rips open our curtain, and shouts, ‘Do you guys have any coke?!’ Then he looks my dad in the eye, laughs, and closes the curtain.”
Whoa! Well, when Bob heard about Danielle’s quote, he didn’t just get defensive- he went on the attack! He said:
“What show was she on? Big Chest, Small Wonder?
That├óΓé¼Γäós the real size of her, by the way. She├óΓé¼Γäós kind of like Bilbo Baggins, very tiny. So first off, I don├óΓé¼Γäót open curtains. That was a lie, because I just don├óΓé¼Γäót do that. I knock on things. Also, there weren├óΓé¼Γäót separate compartments on the plane.
Anyway, the whole thing was as simple as me going to the restroom and throwing out a one-liner. I was always making jokes; that├óΓé¼Γäós what I did. Yes, it did have a drug reference in it, but the joke was that her parents should protect this kid who was starring in a television show.
It was just a funny thing, like a satiric moment of, ├óΓé¼╦£What are we doing with our kids?├óΓé¼Γäó I wouldn├óΓé¼Γäót expect someone to understand it if they don├óΓé¼Γäót get that kind of humor.
How old is that girl now anyway? Isn├óΓé¼Γäót she like 60? I don├óΓé¼Γäót know how old she was when she did the show, but I├óΓé¼Γäóll always tell the judge she was 18.”
Ouch! Tall guys know how to throw the shade!
But the joke is on Bob! Apparently Danielle was quoted a bit out of context and this volley of vulgar was for nothing! She tweeted:
— Danielle Fishel (@daniellefishel) May 23, 2013
Luckily, Bob seems to have gotten the message! He tweeted:
— bob saget (@bobsaget) May 24, 2013
Whew! Now if we can just settle this Urkel/Laura thing, we’ll be golden! LOLz!
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