Lindsay Lohan Plotting Rehab Escape After Realizing Her Birthday Will Be Spent At Betty Ford!?

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Oh, if only Lindsay Lohan had thought ahead and made plans to get court-ordered rehab immediately AFTER her birthday!!

As we mentioned earlier, LiLo’s 27th birthday is fast approaching!! It has occurred to the troubled starlet that unless she pulls some major strings, she’s going to be stuck in rehab on her special day. And not only will she be in there on her birthday, she’ll be stuck in the Betty Ford Center her Entire. Birthday. MONTH.

This is obvi NOT OK with Lindsay, and she├óΓé¼Γäós allegedly begging the lovely people at Betty Ford to let her out early — we bet they├óΓé¼Γäóve never heard THAT before, LOLz!!

Sources are reportedly saying that Lindsay is:

├óΓé¼┼ô…hell bent on getting out of there before the big day. Lindsay has been asking her doctors to send a letter to the court, and prosecutors, outlining the progress she has made, and that keeping her there for 90 days isn├óΓé¼Γäót necessary. However, Lindsay isn├óΓé¼Γäót going to get her way as her doctors think she could actually benefit from longer treatment, not less! Even if Betty Ford did send a letter, her plea deal said she had to remain there for 90 days. She won├óΓé¼Γäót be allowed to leave early. If she does, it├óΓé¼Γäós jail time.├óΓé¼┬¥

Well, a least spending a birthday in rehab is better than spending a birthday in jail!!! LiLo should count her blessings!!

And Lindsay seems to be doing so well there of late, too! She’s been busy mending broken family ties with jewelry and even kinda sorta tweeting inneresting things!!!

Lindz, you’ve already gotten off easy by not going to jail in the first place. The least you can do is spend your full 90 days trying to get better!!!!

Besides, we hear the Betty Ford Center throws GREAT parties, ha!!

May 31, 2013 10:22am PDT

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