Hey, if Kanye West can afford a good body double, he can also afford some pretty great legal council!
Sources in law enforcement say it’s basically official that Ye won’t be charged with any crime in relation to his alleged
football spike theft of a paparazzi’s camera.
LAPD robbery detectives are currently investigating a photographer’s allegation that Yeezus tried to steal his camera.
However, multiple sources say the D.A. will never prosecute Kanye with felony attempted robbery, due to lack of proof that he actually tried to make off with the paparazzi’s camera (for the snapchat spree of his life).
Allegedly, cops will send the attempted robbery file up to the D.A., the D.A. will reject it in a few days, and then the file goes to the L.A. City Attorney’s office for a possible misdemeanor criminal battery prosecution. (Cue: Law and Order “Dun Dun” sound effect)
However, he probably won’t be charged if he forks over some wads, effectively making the case against him disappear. It’s this little thing called
bribery a civil compromise.
This is a relief! It would be awful if Kanye would have to spend time in jail away from little North!
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