Yay!!! Everyone knows the best part of marriage, aside from tawdry bachelorette parties, is honeymooning in some far off piece of paradise!
Delicious meals! Extravagant locales! Luxurious accommodations! And loads of honeymoon sex –WOOT, WOOT!
Jimmy took to Twitter while on vacay and, though he did’t touch upon the quality of the sex, had loads to say about Italian food.
Under a Tuscan sun, can't help but wonder who would choose the gnarled, twig-like version of Cheez Doodles when Puffed Doodles exist
— Jimmy Kimmel (@jimmykimmel) July 22, 2013
Choose the Cheez Doodles! CHOOSE THE CHEEZ DOODLES!
Congratulations again, you two!!!
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