Ashton Kutcher Has A Huge Dong Ringing The Opening Bell At The New York Stock Exchange!

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We can hardly BEAR how adoraBULL Ashton Kutcher looked ringing the opening bell at the New York Stock Exchange.

Let it be known on the ticker tape, that he can ring our bell any day of the week (as long as it’s in the fiscal year).

One of the iconic Two and a Half Men visited Wall Street in order to promote the upcoming Steve Jobs biopic jObs! We hope that by giving the stock market a little star power he was able to promote the other type of jObs as well.

Sigh! It’s too bad that this was probably the last time Ashton was on the market. Ashton, we could’ve shared something! For like 10 dollars a share! What, we’re not pricey! We are into stocks and bond(age) though…

We hope that by the time the movie premieres on August 16th, people will be yelling “buy, buy, buy” at their movie phone app (available on Apple’s iPhone and iPad), and that movie theaters will be sell, sell, selling out opening weekend!

[Image via PNP/WENN.]

Aug 6, 2013 7:45pm PDT

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