Michelle Pfeiffer Once Joined A ‘Controlling’ Hollywood Cult & Was Forced Into Vegetarianism!

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Holy hairballz! You’re not going to believe this!!!

We just found out legendary actress Michelle Pfeiffer was once in a cat!!!!

Eww! That’s gross and weird and, well, logistically problematic!!! Though we suppose we might’ve seen it coming; she was getting awfully feline-friendly as Catwoman in Batman Returns!

Still, how would the woman even…

Oh, wait. Hold on. We TOTALLY misread a word there!!

To the best of our knowledge, Michelle was never inside of a cat! She was in something far more sinister: A cult!!

Whoops, our bad!!! LOLz!!

According to a recent interview, the 55-year-old Dangerous Minds star lived with a “very controlling couple” as a Hollywood newb. They took all her money and insisted she stop eating food and drinking water because she was apparently getting all the nourishment she needed from the sunlight!

Michelle admitted:

“They worked with weights and put people on diets. Their thing was vegetarianism. They were very controlling. I wasn’t living with them but I was there a lot and they were always telling me I needed to come more. I had to pay for all the time I was there, so it was financially very draining.”

Wowzers!!! That sounds pretty icky indeed!

We’re glad she eventually escaped their cat-like controlling clutches!

Nov 5, 2013 4:03am PDT

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