Enrique Iglesias Talks At A Not-So-Great Length About His Penis Size & How There’s “Not A Lot To Show Off!”

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According to Enrique Iglesias, size does matter! At least when going full frontal!

In a recent interview, Enrique revealed a very small, tiny admission about one of his members that might not be so memorable:

├óΓé¼┼ôI go skinny-dipping if there are no paparazzi around…I├óΓé¼Γäóm not going to tell you because it would ruin my career. There├óΓé¼Γäós not a lot to show off…My worst defect is from my waist down. I├óΓé¼Γäóm sorry, no, that├óΓé¼Γäós not my worst defect…but it is a little curved.├óΓé¼┬¥

So what if just like a lower case “d,” you’re small and curvy? That doesn’t make you a Freak, just unique!

It’s like they say, it’s not the size of the penis on the man, but the size of the man that penis is in!

Wait, uh…we’re not sure that’s an actual saying, but we’ll just go with it.

No matter what size or shape (or lady friend) you come in, Enrique, you can still be our hero, baby!

Jan 2, 2014 11:02pm PDT

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