Laura Linney Secretly Gives Birth To First Child! Find Out The Emmy-Winner’s Son’s Name HERE!

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Like a blindfold porn-star in her first bukkake film, we did NOT see this one coming!!

Emmy-winning actress Laura Linney is a brand new mom!!!!

She gave birth to her first child on January 8th; he’s a bouncing baby boy named Bennett Armistead Schauer!!!

Congratz, gurl! You and hubby Marc Schauer must be elated!!!

Also, WHAT!??!?!?!?!?!?!

We had no idea the 49-year-old actress was baking a bun in her oven, let alone on the verge of popping! No one did!!!

We almost can’t believe a star of her caliber eluded the spotlight long enough to pull off a secret pregnancy!!!

Laura’s rep didn’t specify whether The Big C star had a big c-section to deliver Bennett, but they did release this comment:

“They are very happy.”

Yay!! We’re happy that they’re happy!! Happiness all around!

Congratulations again, gurl — we know you’ll be a magnificent mom!!

[Image via WENN.]

Jan 17, 2014 7:10pm PDT

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