Miley Cyrus Is Blaming Porn For Relationship Problems! And Claims Rom-Coms Are Just As Bad!

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Just because she’s one of the biggest and seXXXiest stars on the planet does not mean Miley Cyrus‘ love life is perf!

In fact, after that heartbreaking split from Liam Hemsworth last September, don’t think Miles is going to be jumping in head first into another relationship anytime soon!

Guess the single life has opened the Wrecking Ball singer’s eyes to the reality of relationships!

Miley definitely has some inneresting thoughts for how the opposite sex perceives each other and how unrealistic that perception is!

She explains in her gratuitous interview with W Magazine:

“Guys watch too much porn. Those girls don’t exist. They’re not real girls And that’s like us watching romance movies. That’s girl porn, because, like, those guys do not exist.

[Guys] just try too hard with me, and it’s just like, ‘I don’t need you to impress me. I don’t want you to, like, take me to fancy restaurants. I hate sitting down for dinner! You don’t have to do that to me! You don’t have to take me on trips! I literally just want to chill here!”

Ugh, such a hard life! To be wined and dined by some of the finest male specimens around!

LOLz!! We’re totes kidding!

Miles then revealed why she doesn’t think she’ll be finding a man anytime soon:

“I never leave the house. Why go to a movie? I’ve got a huge-ass TV. We’ve got a chef here that can make you great food. We don’t need to leave. I would just rather be here where I’m completely locked in.”

Well Miles, a life of solitude is a little lonely…it’s nice to go out and enjoy the city with your besties!!

Not to mention it’s nice to see you out and about as well! Ha!

Feb 4, 2014 11:03pm PDT

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