Hello, Mr. Cocky! Justin Bieber Fuels The Fire Against Himself In Deposition! You’ve Got To Read His Arrogant Remarks!

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This is sooooo not helping his attempt at not looking like a tool.

We told you about Justin Bieber‘s deposition last week and how it got fiery when Selena Gomez was brought up, but we had no idea it was like THIS!

Not only did the Biebs go wild when she was mentioned, but he was pretty much acting like a little brat the whole time. While he fidgeted around and made many a faces at the opposing lawyer and the camera, he also refused to answer many questions and when he did, it was usually in a smartass way.

Or maybe we should say, it was an attempt at being a smartass because it’s kind of hard to succeed at that when you don’t know the difference between instrumental and detrimental.

Want to know what we mean by that??? Ch-ch-check out some highlights from the deposition…AFTER THE JUMP!!!

Do you remember being in Australia ever?
I don’t know if I’ve been to Australia. Have I been to Australia?

Have you ever disciplined Mr. Hesney (Justin’s bodyguard)?
Disciplined. What kind of question is that? Is he my son? Well, guess what? Guess what? I don’t recall. (Winks at camera)

When Selena Gomez is mentioned:
Journalism? This isn’t journalism? Don’t ask me about her again. Don’t ask me about her again. Don’t ask me about her again. (Leaves deposition)

Is there anything funny in my question as to why you were laughing?
Well, I don’t know Katie Couric, you tell me.

This seems like a 60 Minutes interview.

Do you know Raymond Usher IV?

Do you know an entertainer by the name of Usher?
Yeah. Usher. That sounds familiar.

Isn’t it true that Usher was instrumental in starting your career?
I was found on YouTube. I think that I was detrimental to my own career. (JB’s lawyer says “He said that ‘I think I was instrumental to my career.'”)

Has Usher given you career advice?
Is this an interview or a deposition? I’m confused.

Yes, Bieberoni, we think you are very confused.

And we think you’re not exactly making anyone proud with your behavior. Did you not know the deposition was being filmed├óΓé¼┬ªas in people could SEE it??

Maybe next time, check your attitude at the door and just answer the questions. They’re not that hard. And if you can’t remember, check online! Because WE ALL KNOW YOU’VE BEEN TO AUSTRALIA!!!!

[Image via Instagram.]

Mar 10, 2014 12:15pm PDT

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