Jennifer Lawrence Isn’t On Twitter, But If She Were, This Is Probably What She Would Tweet About!

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It’s such a tragedy that Jennifer Lawrence isn’t on Twitter.

…But what if she DID tweet?

What HIGHlarious & genius things would J.Law have to say to the world?!?

Well, we may never find out what she would ACTUALLY say, but we totally imagined the pizza-inspired, reality tv watching, poking fun tweets she would send into the twitterverse.

And now we really want J.Law to create one!

Ch-ch-check out the hypothetical Jenny Law tweets…AFTER THE JUMP!!!

She would totally tweet about pizza.

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We can totally see her tweeting about her love of the Real Housewives of New Jersey!

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And obviously about her guilty pleasure, everything Kim, Kourtney, & Khloe Kardashian.

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Plus, she would take every opportunity she could to make fun of Josh Hutcherson!

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We totally imagine her & Anna Kendrick becoming twitter besties cause they’re both HIGHlarious ladies!

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She would totally instigate fights with other bow & arrow wielding movie characters!

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We can only imagine the gold that would have come from beating Meryl Streep at the Oscars in 2013!

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And her displeasure with Ellen DeGeneres NOT letting her drop a boob in the infamous selfie!

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J.Law would totally tweet about farts, like, all the time. Poor Bradley Cooper

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She would probably profess her love to Honey Boo Boo all the time.

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Jen made it clear she’s a House of Cards fan when she fan-girled over Kevin Spacey at the Oscars!

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Her boyfriend, the talented Nicholas Hoult IS definitely on Twitter and we can TOTALLY see her sending him ridiculous (& adorable) tweets!

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Lastly, we can totally see J.Law asking the Twitterverse HIGHlarious & ridiculous questions with the hashtag, #askingforafriend.

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Wait… why ISN’T she on Twitter????

If she did even HALF of these things it would be AH-MAZEballz!!!

Someone get her a handle, pronto!!!!

[Image via Getty.]

Mar 18, 2014 9:01am PDT

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