We hope you aren’t diary-jealous, diary! We still love you.
Well, we’re about 159% sure that it’s not Drew’s actual diary from when the two were on the set of Blended in Africa, so maybe that will make you feel less threatened.
Man, Adam is so funny, although we’d be mortified if our diary was ever made public, like say, in a post about Drew Barrymore’s fake diary! That’d be the worst!
And lastly, Di (can we call you Di?) you should ch-ch-check out the HIGHlarious reading (above)!!!