This ongoing story just makes us cringe.
Remember that rapper who cut off his penis and then jumped off a building? Do you also remember how he miraculously survived and doctors were able to reattach it?
Well, turns out that the Wu Tang affiliated rapper Christ Bearer wasn’t as lucky as we thought. Doctors were not able to put Humpty Dumpty back together so to speak. His penis? Not reattached and not repaired.
Here’s what Christ Bearer had to say in a recent interview:
“Yes, I was using drugs that night, but I was in complete control. I cut it off because that was the root of all my problems. My solution to the problem was the realization that sex is for mortals, and I am a god…Those kinds of activities got me into trouble, and I came here to be a god…Doctor’s weren’t able to repair anything. But, it still gets hard, the little bit that I got. I still got some penis that works…It’s not the size of the prize, it’s the motion of the ocean. There’s no mystery to it, but they couldn’t reattach it. A penis is a penis is a penis. I wasn’t having that much sex up to that point anyways. My days of reproducing are over. But now I’m a reborn man…I didn’t want to kill myself. That was just my response to the demons. They were doing their best to get to me, but being alive solidified my thoughts…I’m alive, penis or no penis.”
Oh man…removing your dong because you think it’s the root of all your problems? We think that probably causes more problems, no?
Well, it’s too bad they weren’t able to reattach his penis, but we are glad that he’s alive after jumping off a building and cutting off his wang.
That’s pretty lucky.
It’ll be a hard road ahead, but it could definitely be harder.