We don├óΓé¼Γäót know who should be more embarrassed:
Kraft, the parent company that makes Lunchables, for evidently allowing a mouse to POOP in their food product!
Or├óΓé¼┬ª the grown man who admitted to the internet that he eats Lunchables!
Last time we checked, Lunchables are to take to school when parents have no idea how to make PB&J. They look HORRIBLE to begin with. Now that we know there├óΓé¼Γäós literally sh*t inside of them, we├óΓé¼Γäóre even less interested in chowing down on these pre-prepped meals!
Unfortunately, Aaron Gabbard (who also goes by Comicbook Jerk) didn├óΓé¼Γäót know just how bad these things were until he almost put a mouse poop in his mouth!
He posted the videos (below) after he came THIS close to swallowing some rodent feces that he discovered on a piece of his cheese. He rants in the video:
“I├óΓé¼Γäóve seen a lot of mouse sh*t before and that is definitely a f*ckin├óΓé¼Γäó mouse turd!├óΓé¼┬¥
First you admit to eating food marketed to children and now you├óΓé¼Γäóre telling the world that you├óΓé¼Γäóve seen your fair share of mouse sh*t??
Dude. Silence is golden.
Obviously, Aaron is upset and with good reason. Nobody wants to eat mouse poop.
And according to his Facebook wall, Kraft has already reached out to Aaron and offered him $30 in gift certificates as an apology!
Too bad that├óΓé¼Γäós not what Aaron is asking for. No, no. He has a much more sinister request for the company.
He says on his Facebook:
“As soon as your corporate big heads get in a round table and eat a mouse [turd] I won’t be happy!├óΓé¼┬¥
Your move, Kraft.
If it makes you feel any better, Aaron, science has been trying to prove for years that there is much more nutritional value in mouse excrement than there is in anything usually found in a Lunchable.
Watch the videos (below)!