Check Out Grumpy Cat’s Fictional Tour Rider! Look At Her OUTRAGEOUS Demands — And Other Absurd Celebrity Tour Requirements!

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Grumpy Cat is quickly becoming one of the most famous cats in all the world!

So of course as her stardom grows, so does her ego!!

You won’t believe half of the ridiculous things on her tour rider! (Probably because we made them all up! LOLz!) Grumpy Cat, real name Tardar Sauce, is a true diva!

We got our hands on a single page from Grumpy’s ridiculous 17-page tour rider and wow it’s intense! Some examples of non-negotiable items required backstage:

(1) Cave-Aged Catnip
(1) Case Filtered Water From A Local Toilet
(3) Blue Double-Decker Litter Boxes (ABSOLUTELY NO TEAL OR “SEAFOAM”)

And those are some of the more tame requests! Jeez! This kitty has to have it all or else she won’t perform.

Even after getting all her ridiculous requests, we’re sure it’s done nothing to turn her frown upside down. But we guess that’s exactly what the people want anyway!

Check out the photo (above) to get a look at Grumpy Cat’s rider! And….

CLICK HERE to see the gallery “The Most Ridiculous And Absurd Celeb Tour Demands!”

CLICK HERE to see the gallery “The Most Ridiculous And Absurd Celeb Tour Demands!”

CLICK HERE to see the gallery “The Most Ridiculous And Absurd Celeb Tour Demands!”

CLICK HERE to see the gallery “The Most Ridiculous And Absurd Celeb Tour Demands!”

CLICK HERE to see the gallery “The Most Ridiculous And Absurd Celeb Tour Demands!”

Nov 28, 2014 5:17pm PDT

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