Miley Cyrus Smokes The Biggest Blunt Mankind Has Ever Seen Surprising No One

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Sweet Mary Jane, that’s a huge blunt!

Miley Cyrus, known partaker in the ganja, decided to post on Instagram a photo of her smoking the largest joint ever rolled ever.

Behind her in the photo is by our guesstimation $10,000 in fake huge $100 bills or roughly the price of the weed used to create this blunt.

However, if you’re really high while reading this, you might actually be concerned that she somehow shrank in size! Oh god, who shrank Miley Cyrus? Who?! You shall be avenged!

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However, this interpretation of the photo is just reefer madness.

In addition, Miley is all about giving credit where credit is due! In fact, the person who rolled the joint for her is her friend Cheyne Thomas.

Mileybird gave kudos in her caption:

“@cheythom officially rolls daaaaa fatttttesssst f*cking bluntz evvaaaaa tripppple f*ckkkinnnn barrel”

We just hope that Miley somehow survived the resulting munchies from this epic blunt.

Jan 9, 2015 5:01pm PDT

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