Iggy Azalea Hit On By The Same Dolphin Who Tried To ‘Drown’ Her Boyfriend Nick Young! The Plot Thickens!

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Serrated teeth? Echolocation? Dolphins truly are the apex predator.

Apparently, Iggy Azalea and her boyfriend Nick Young were vacationing in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico when the worst happened: a dolphin tried to take his life.

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The world first got wind of this aquatic attempted murder when Iggy tweeted about Nick’s phobia of dolphins yesterday:

“Lol?” This sounds like a very inappropriate time to “Lol,” Iggy!

That’s right, a maritime mammal tried to kill Nick Young! Yes, we did just spit-take as powerful as a blowhole spurt!

Well, here’s what Nick had to say about this almost murder-by-dorsal:

“This is a low story. [We were] on vacation, dolphin was trying to kill me for some reason. He was playing with everybody else, doing what dolphins do ├óΓé¼ΓÇ¥ the ‘ack ack’ and all that. It was my time to ride the dolphin. For some reason, he took me all the way to the bottom. He was trying to drown me. But I seen it happening so I jumped out of the water and took off the little life vest and threw off my little water shoes and stayed outside… He went straight down. He was trying to kill me. I think he was trying to get at Iggy cause he was a little friendly, kissing her and stuff. He was trying to take my woman.”

Ah, it all makes sense now! This was a crime of passion! The dolphin wanted the gal, and he had to do away with her beau — but there’s one thing he didn’t plan on: Nick didn’t want to die.

Them Dolphins ain’t got but one thing on the mind: dames.

[Image via Iggy Azalea/Instagram.]

Feb 11, 2015 7:02pm PDT

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