New Hampshire Police Put Out Arrest Warrant For Punxsutawney Phil!! His Predictions Are THAT Bad??

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Punxsutawney Phil is relied on to give an accurate guess as to just how much winter we have left.

And he has proven himself more than unreliable again and again, every year.

Finally, it seems like he’s pissed off the wrong people…

The Merrimack Police Department in New Hampshire have issued an arrest warrant for the famous groundhog!

They released a statement on Facebook:

“We know we are a day early, however we here at Merrimack Police felt compelled to let the public know that there is a warrant for Punxsutawney Phil! We have received several complaints from the public that this little varmint is held up in a hole, warm and toasty. He told several people that Winter would last 6 more weeks, however he failed to disclose that it would consist of mountains of snow! If you see him, do not approach him as he is armed and dangerous. Call Merrimack Police, we will certainly take him into custody!”

If you’re not 100% sure what they’re talking about… you must not be on the East Coast.

[ Related: Groundhog “Indicted” For Lying About Spring Last Year! ]

They’re absolutely covered in snow and looking for anyone to blame.

And that blame has landed on the groundhog. So remember, if you see him, contact the cops so that little guy can pay his debt to society! LOLz!

[Image via AP Images.]

Feb 11, 2015 6:15pm PDT

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