Pornhub Unveils The Wankband! Wearable Tech Allows You To Charge Your Phone By Jerking Off!

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The year is 2015 and fitness trackers are all the rage.

Technology has become advanced and small enough that it can track our every movement and turn it into piles of useful data.

Now, Pornhub has taken things a step further and created a device that turns our movements into energy!!

What kind of movements, you ask? Well, what kind of movement is Pornhub most likely concerned with??

JERKING OFF!!!

Yup, they’ve got a new piece of wearable tech that allows you to charge your other tech just by pleasuring the ol’ power pickle.

The world energy crisis is about to be over!!

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Sadly, the Wankband is currently only in development but they are looking for “be(a)ta testers.” Like “beat-a testers,” we guess? Like beating off?

Batin’ testers is more like it! LOLz!

Check out the video (below) to learn more about this world changing device.

Feb 27, 2015 3:30pm PDT

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