Olivia Wilde Admits She’s Softer Than Ever After Giving Birth — And That Includes Her High School Days Of Smoking Pot & Munching On Krispy Kreme!

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Olivia Wilde is wildly beautiful, and we don’t care who knows it!

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In the April edition of Shape Magazine, Olivia talked about what life after her pregnancy has been like a year later, and two hobbies she took up back in high school:

“I am not in perfect shape. In fact, I’m softer than I’ve ever been, including that unfortunate semester in high school when I simultaneously discovered Krispy Kreme and pot. The photos of me in this magazine have been generously constructed to show my best angles and I assure you, good lighting has been warmly embraced. The truth is, I’m a mother, and I look like one.”

And a gorgeous mother at that! Olivia gave birth to her Otis back in April of last year!

In addition, she also dished on her post-baby body, and how she has since reconnected with… let’s say, an old friend:

“First of all, you haven’t seen your vagina in months, even though it’s all her fault you’re in this situation. Now that you can finally confirm that she is, in fact, still there, she isn’t the gal you remember. I [also] joined the ranks of millions of new mothers when I moaned, ├óΓé¼╦£Why do I still look pregnant? Is there another one stuck in there?'”

We give infinite praise to this new mom!

[Image via Shape Magazine.]

Mar 31, 2015 11:00pm PDT

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