A shadow and a threat has been growing in our mind… Orlando Bloom needs a helmet!
Orlando was spotted biking without cranial protection out and about in El Lay because he’s a bad boy! Don’t you get that?
He was also seen wearing a wide brimmed hat, and of course, you don’t need the eyesight of an elf to catch that bulge of his!
Orlando, you need to put on a helmet next time! You’re too much of a precious cargo!
Also, keep your hands on the steering, for Bloom’s sake!
[Image via Ramey Pix.]