By now, you’ve probably heard of the How Old Do I Look program — an app that guesstimates an individual’s gender and age.
We just had to put the various Real Housewives franchises to the test! The women are honest about their various nips and tucks, but who really looks the best?
Let’s start with the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. 90210 is the epicenter of plastic surgery. So who looks the youngest? We included their real ages in parentheses for comparison.
Kim Richards (50) surprised us the most. The app said she was almost half her age! In fact, the app found her to be the youngest of all the Housewives in any city. Brandi Glanville (42) was nearly spot on. Lisa Vanderpump (54) would be happy with the result, but we’re not so sure Yolanda Foster (51) would be. The app found her to be the oldest of all the Housewives. Lisa Rinna (51) is the same age as Yo, but the app said she was much younger. Kyle Richards (46) came in a lot older than her older sister Kim.
Next up, we head south to The Real Housewives of Orange County.
The app was also very kind to these wives. Shannon Beador (51) looks quite youthful. Heather Dubrow (46) is married to a plastic surgeon, so it’s not surprising she had seven years shaved off. Vicki Gunvalson (53) is the oldest of the group, but the app thought she was more than a decade younger than she really is. Tamra Judge (we think she’s 47) has really good work done. Lizzie Rovsek (34 or 35) is the youngest by far in real life, but the app wasn’t so kind to her.
Let’s fly across the country and check out The Real Housewives of Atlanta.
The app found all these Southern Belles to be in their 30s! Agin’ well, girls!
Claudia Jordan (42), Cynthia Bailey (47), and Kenya Moore (44) were all estimated to be the same age. NeNe Leakes (47), who has been called a drag queen by an ex-castmate, was nonetheless identified as a woman by the app. Phaedra Parks (43 or 41, depending on who you ask) didn’t fare to badly, while the app got closest to Porsha Williams‘ (33) real age.
Next up, The Real Housewives of New Jersey.
Unlike Atlanta, the Jersey wives actually look their age. But don’t tell them that!
The app was pretty accurate with Amber Marchese (37), Dina Manzo (43), Melissa Gorga (36), Teresa Giudice (42) and Nicole Napolitano (45) and Teresa Aprea (45) even though they said the twins were a year apart.
Finally, we go across the Hudson River for the ladies of The Real Housewives of New York.
Poor Sonja Morgan (51). The app found her to be a decade older than her castmates. Countess LuAnn (49), Bethenny Frankel (44) and Carole Radziwill (51) were all found to be much younger than they really are. And major kudos to Ramona Singer (58) for looking 27 years younger — the biggest gap of any of the Housewives! Newcomer Dorinda Medley (61) is the oldest housewife, but the app was very kind to her.
So the takeaway? All the Housewives look younger than they actually are!
Sucks for Andy Cohen (46) though.
This photo was taken two weeks ago. Womp womp.
[Image via Bravo/WENN.]