50 Shades Of Grey‘s Honest Trailer Shows You What A REAL Book Adaptation Would Have Been Like!

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The Fifty Shades of Grey film adaptation was nearly as big a hit as the book!

But was it just as sexy? Well, apart from Jamie Dornan‘s ridiculous abs.

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See why what should have been the high watermark of cinematic sploosh was hampered by contract negotiations, lots of diet talk, and — vanilla sex scenes??

See the Honest Trailer (below)!

May 5, 2015 6:57pm PDT

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