McDonald’s Brought The Hamburglar Back — And He’s Totally Gorgeous! Who Knew Eating Hamburgers All These Years Made Him Look So Good?

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McDonald‘s old lovable character the Hamburglar is back — and he is a total DILF!

The Hamburglar grew into his looks, no longer is he a creepy ginger thief who looks like he escaped a penitentiary! In fact, the internet is SWOONING over the steamy burger-napper!

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McDonald’s explained the villain’s resurgence might have something to do with their limited release of the Sirloin Third Pound Burger! The company explained:

“The Hamburglar was last seen on national television in 2002, and has been lying low until the release of the McDonald’s new Sirloin Third Pound Burgers.”

So, what exactly has he been doing in the meantime? Micky D’s explains:

“These days, he’s a suburban dad. Previously, the Hamburglar had been living a quiet life until the release of Sirloin Third Pound Burgers, which lured him back into the public eye.”

Uh oh! We hope the release of the Sirloin Third Pound Burgers doesn’t bring back other infamous criminals in hiding!

Check out the new ad spot (below) explaining just what the Hamburgler is capable of now that he’s older, stronger, and of course HOTTER!

[Image via McDonald’s.]

May 7, 2015 4:09pm PDT

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