What kind of gift is fit for a queen?
Oh you know, just a super rare, super cool dragon egg from Game Of Thrones!
Like an actual one! We’re talking eggsactly-as-seen-on-TV level!
“Apparently Jay Z bought one for Beyonc├â┬⌐, or something. I don’t know.”
Okay, so maybe she doesn’t know. But if Jay DID grab this eggsellent gift for the mother of
dragons Blue Ivy, then there’s a possibility it broke the bank. Or his back. Or both:
“They are really, really, really expensive. And they are really f├óΓé¼ΓÇ£king heavy and serious works of art.”
If he went through with it, this marks just another of the rapper’s pricey purchases in the name of love.
If he didn’t, well, it wouldn’t be the first time rumors started flying about Jay’s elaborate expenses.
And we’d be pretty bummed, too.
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