OMG, did you hear about this audience member who actually climbed onto the stage at a Broadway show and PLUGGED IN HIS CELL PHONE to an outlet??
It’s true! Late last week some guy actually held up Hand To God for about five minutes because his smartphone was out of juice!
We’re not sure if the guy was just a complete self-absorbed idiot (we mean, those outlets onstage don’t even work — they’re part of a set!) or if he was heckling in his own way. Reports vary.
We will say, there was a cash bar there.
In case you don’t believe us just based on the fact we said Hand To God, now there’s video! See the proof that theatre is doomed (below)!
OK, nothing is doomed. We’re being dramatic. But come on, it’s Broadway! What do you expect?